@丰县人，为了套路你，你爸妈不知瞎编了多少霸道家规！
<div class="wx_rich_media_content" id="jsWxContainer"><section style='display: none;' data-tools="新媒体管家" data-label="powered by xmt.cn"><br></section><p style='text-align: center;'><br></p><section data-role="outer" label="Powered by 135editor.com"><section style='padding: 10px;background-repeat: repeat;background-position: left top;background-size: auto;box-sizing: border-box;'><section data-mpa-template-id="1000735" data-mpa-color="null" data-mpa-category="fav" data-mpa-powered-by="yiban.io"><p style='text-align: center;'><br></p><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;'></span></p><p style='text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;'><br></p><p style='text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='color: rgb(204, 51, 51); letter-spacing: 1px;'>▼</span></p><p style='text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='letter-spacing: 1px;'></span><br></p><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>往年临近新春佳节的时候</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>回家过年的网友们总是很忐忑</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>他们一面要准备好应对三姑六婆的扎心问</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>一面要惨兮兮地</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>接受父母的两天宠爱五天嫌弃</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>归乡心情格外沉重</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 222px;height: 171px;'></span></p><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>然而今年网友们似乎胆儿肥了</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>仗着相隔万里，敢反击了</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>还没到家就把吐槽父母的话题盯上了热搜</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 403px;height: 211px;'></span></p><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;text-align: center;white-space: normal;width: 416px;height: 122px;'></span></p><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>不聊不知道，一聊吓一跳</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong>原来长辈们定的家规千奇百怪</strong></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>逻辑一个赛一个荒诞</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>雷人程度那是相当高</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>像演员杨迪就在某节目中爆料</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>家里有一盏连着6个灯泡的灯</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>为了省电，他妈妈只允许过年时候才能开</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>平时根本看不清家里长啥样…（大雾）</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 252px;height: 209px;'></span></p><p style='text-align: center;'><br></p><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>如此奇怪的家规还有很多</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>文字君将这些奇葩家规整理了一下</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>大致可以分为</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>限制型家规、迷信型家规、坑娃型家规</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong><span style='color: rgb(204, 51, 51);'>想知道你的家规属于哪类的呢？</span></strong></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong><span style='color: rgb(204, 51, 51);'>跟着文字君一起来看看吧！</span></strong></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'> </section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='color: rgb(204, 51, 51);'>▼</span></section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;'></span></p><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>在网友们吐槽的诸多家规当中</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>「限制类家规」最为普遍</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>比如<strong>门禁</strong></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>这种家规就是一把戒尺</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>让网友们<strong>皮中有度、浪中有稳</strong></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>造作时仍不忘早点回家</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 287px;height: 162px;'></span></p><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'> <br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>这条家规对所有人都适用</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>就算你是拯救爱和正义的小仙女</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>也不能违反</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>《哆啦A梦》里就有这样的悲催仙女</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>在《小仙女静香》这一集里</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>静香因为得到道具化身成魔法仙女</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>但是入戏太深忘了回家的时间</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>被静香妈妈直接拒之门外</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'> </section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 303px;height: 222px;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'> </section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>而在某综艺节目中</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>徐菲家的门禁</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>则是暴露了大龄儿童家的无奈</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>节目里徐菲向朋友吐槽说</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>父亲徐锦江要求自己</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong>晚上12点前必须回家</strong></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong>同时早上还得握手请安，出门还得报备</strong></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'> </section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 217px;height: 197px;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>爹地，难道您忘了您年轻时</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>自称的封号了吗？</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>午夜</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>才是<span style='color: rgb(73, 73, 73);'>年轻人最精神的时刻啊！</span></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'> </section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 206px;height: 130px;'></span></p><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>当然子女们也能够理解</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>家长们设立门禁这种家规是为了我们好</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>毕竟什么都比不上安全重要</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>不过这种护犊心理掌握的不好</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>则容易让人感到啼笑皆非</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>国外某网友家里就有这么一条奇葩家规</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong>在他家里16岁以下的孩子</strong></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong>不允许碰电源插头</strong></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'> </section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 517px;height: 103px;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 178px;height: 178px;'></span></p><p style='text-align: center;'><br></p><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>对于吃货们来说</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>最无法忍受的就是家规中提到吃</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>有网友家里的规矩是</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong>吃火锅必须先涮且只能涮肉</strong></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>否则就会被家里人联合除名</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>真是让人摸不着头脑</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 283px;height: 256px;'></span></p><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>而还有一些限制型家规</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>不仅让人摸不着头脑</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>给它跪一个的心都有</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong>厨房的洗洁精一次许且只许按三滴</strong></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong>吃完饭用纸巾擦嘴用且只能用两张</strong></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'> 确定不是处女座的爹？（狗头）</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 366px;height: 186px;'></span></p><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>家长若偏执，孩子定遭殃</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>Reddit上有网友称朋友的妈妈有强迫症</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>地毯都得用塑料薄膜包起来</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;height: 207px;text-align: center;white-space: normal;width: 207px;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>他们家的家规也很奇葩</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong>得穿着拖鞋在固定的路线上走动</strong></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>并且这位妈妈真的会趴在地上检查脚印</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'> </section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;'></span></p><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong><span style='font-size: 12px;color: rgb(136, 136, 136);'>/检验大家英文水平的时候到了</span></strong></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong><span style='font-size: 12px;color: rgb(136, 136, 136);'>看不懂莫着急</span></strong></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong><span style='font-size: 12px;color: rgb(136, 136, 136);'>搜狗输入法快捷翻译你值得拥有/</span></strong><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'> </section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='color: rgb(204, 51, 51);'>▼</span></section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;'></span></p><p style='text-align: center;'><span style='letter-spacing: 1px;'> </span></p><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>有一种家规</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>是从祖祖辈辈上传下来的</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>虽然没有什么道理可言</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>堪称人类又一大玄学</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>但也容不得你反抗</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>有网友吐槽</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong>自己家里但凡有人开车就不能翻鱼</strong></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;'></span></p><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>听说过开船不能翻鱼的</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>难道开车的、骑车的</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>骑平衡车这种陆地出行的</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>也怕翻鱼？</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 159px;height: 141px;'></span></p><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'> </section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>还有家规则是</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong>不允许晚上剪脚趾甲</strong></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>不然记忆力会下降/会摔跤</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>这又是什么科学道理？</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>会剪流血文字君倒是信</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;'></span></p><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;letter-spacing: 1px;'>此类谜之禁忌行为还有</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong>不可以用手指月亮</strong></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>会掉耳朵…</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;'></span></p><p style='text-align: center;'><br></p><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'></section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 213px;height: 138px;'></span></p><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'> <br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>下面这位网友的家规更加玄学</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>早起的种种表现就能预测今日运势？</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>真是不把算卦大师放在眼里了</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 318px;height: 277px;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>不得不说</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>大家的联想能力真是杠杠的</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>就是不知道出现谐音梗要不要扣钱？</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'> </section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 182px;height: 123px;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'> </section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>还有很多迷信型家规跟过年有关</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>说话行为都有相关禁忌</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>过年期间打破东西</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>那可是要不得</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;'></span></p><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>虽说如此</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>但防不住手残的人啊</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>万一不小心打破了</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>得赶紧说上一句</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>「<strong>岁岁平安</strong>」来补救</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>还有类似过年要吃素</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>年三十出嫁的女儿不能回娘家等规定</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>皆可归为迷信型心理禁忌<br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 154px;height: 152px;'></span></p><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='color: rgb(204, 51, 51);'>▼</span></section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;'></span></p><p style='text-align: center;'><span style='letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></span></p><p style='text-align: center;'><span style='letter-spacing: 1px;'>如果说迷信型家规还有点典故可言</span></p><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>那么坑娃型家规便完全是胡扯瞎扯</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>逻辑怪看了都崩溃</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 220px;height: 132px;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>父母借用计分系统</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>贴心为娃备好KPI考核</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>但这奖惩分布也太不均衡了吧</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>凭啥玩轮滑要扣500分啊？</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>玩耍5分钟，刷碗50次？？？</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 321px;height: 167px;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'> </section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>说到刷碗</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>有家长愣是把家规玩成了分段函数</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>先来看看下面这条常见的家规</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>「<strong>谁最后吃完饭谁洗碗</strong>」</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'> </section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>看上去没毛病对吧</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong>但这条家规</strong></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong>会随子女所处的年龄段而变化</strong></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong><br></strong></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>子女年龄小时，家规是最后一个洗碗</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>子女年龄大些时，就会变成第一个洗碗</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>子女不好骗时，家规便是指名道姓你刷碗…</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'> </section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 354px;height: 177px;'></span><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 194px;height: 194px;'></span></p><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>分段函数家规也就算了</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>还有专门搞双标坑娃的</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong>吃饭不能玩手机，但是可以看电视</strong></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>你们猜是针对谁？</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'> </section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;'></span></p><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><p style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>更惨的是<br></p><p style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>碰到个爱宠物多于爱你的爹妈</p><p style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>那么额外附赠的这个家规</p><p style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>一定是为你而设</p><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;'></span></p><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>我是不是你最深爱的人？</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>你为什么不说话…</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 249px;height: 249px;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'> </section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong style='font-family: 微软雅黑; font-size: 16px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;'><span style='max-width: 100%;color: rgb(54, 54, 54);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;'><strong style='max-width: 100%; font-family: arial; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;'><span style='max-width: 100%;font-family: 微软雅黑;line-height: 28.8px;color: rgb(204, 51, 51);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;'>▼</span></strong></span></strong></section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;'></span></p><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>虽然很多家规让年轻人不自在</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>但同时也有很多福利型家规存在</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>比如在很多家规中</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong>只要你没结婚，就能领压岁钱</strong></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'></section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;'></span></p><p style='text-align: center;'><br></p><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>更重要的是</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>好的家规给子女带来的隐藏福利</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>是<strong><span style='color: rgb(204, 51, 51);'>优秀的细节处理</span></strong></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>《中华礼仪之美》节目中</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>讲了很多逐渐被大家遗忘的优秀家规</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>举一个简单的例子</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>现在有多少人会在意递剪刀的时候</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>把剪尖冲着自己？</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 314px;height: 255px;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>严格家规熏陶之下的孩子</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>在生活中、职场里也招人喜欢</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>德云社少班主郭麒麟便是如此</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>一些明星、名人对其都称赞不已</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'> </section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 296px;height: 197px;'></span></p><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>为此其父郭德纲则是以一篇长文回应</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>他认为人活一世定要讲规矩</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>家庭聚餐，长辈坐正中</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>不能端碗乱跑，更不能敲碗</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>吃烙饼不许从中间吃</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>筷子更不能立插在米饭里</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'> </section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>著名作家冰心的祖父则教导她</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>「<strong>知足知不足，有为有不为</strong>」</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>意思是衣食住行方面应当知足</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>追求知识学问和修身养性方面应当知不足</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>有益于世道人心的事勇敢去做</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>这样优秀的家规自然孕育了优秀的冰心</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'> </section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 214px;height: 182px;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>家规经历过时间的洗礼</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>自古以来便是待人处事的利器</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>先贤孔子有训：诗礼传家</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;height: 146px;width: 250px;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>诸葛亮在《诫子书》中则说<br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>「<strong>淫慢则不能励精，险躁则不能治性</strong>」</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>意为告诫儿子诸葛瞻</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>放纵懒散就不能振奋精神</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>急躁冒险不能陶冶性情</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'> </section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 361px;height: 241px;'></span></p><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>总体来说</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>奇葩家规令人喷饭</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>优秀家规却善治家、尚节俭</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>重教育、睦相邻、崇清廉</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>是我们每个人难得的宝藏</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'>也更具有传承的意义</section><section style='text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section></section></section></section><font size="1" color="#c0c0c0"><br>转载声明：本文转自「字媒体」</font></div><p></p>
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