A阿正 发表于 2019-12-28 14:52

杠精爸妈行为大赏

本帖最后由 A阿正 于 2019-12-28 14:56 编辑 <br /><br /><div class="wx_rich_media_content" id="jsWxContainer"><section class="xmteditor" style="display:none;" data-tools="新媒体管家" data-label="powered by xmt.cn"></section><p><br></p><p><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span></p><p><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span></p><p><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span></p><p><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span></p><p><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span></p><p><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;width: 574px;height: 3387px;"></span></p><p><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span></p><p><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span></p><p><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span></p><p><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span></p><p><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span></p><p><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span></p><p><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span></p><p><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">啥????</span><br><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">你说啥???</span><br><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">我这边瞎了,我听不见<br>(疯狂摇头)<br></span><br><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">妈妈,您看,这是我的朋友圈</span><br><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">我完全没有屏蔽你</span><br><br><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">噢~~~</span><br><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">这个《杠精爸妈行为大赏》</span><br><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">这个不是我转的</span><br><br><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">我也不知道为什么会在我的朋友圈里</span><br><br><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">真的不是我,真的不是我</span><br><br><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">妈妈你别走,妈妈你别走</span><br><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">妈妈,再爱我一次好吗<br></span><br><br></p><section class="" data-mpa-template-id="1419" data-mpa-color="#ffffff" data-mpa-category="divider" style="max-width: 100%; font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 1.5px; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">其实每次回到家里,妈妈都会准备好我喜欢吃的<br>不管我回家多晚都等我<br></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">不管我在多远都是我的港湾<br><br>爱你呦,妈妈(づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭~<br><br></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont,      Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1.5px;text-align: center;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width: 19px !important;"></span><br><br>爸爸:那我呢?我就不是港湾了?<br>我还接你来着!?<br><br><br>爸爸,我错了,我错了</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 宋体;"></span></p><p class="" style="padding-right: 0em;padding-left: 0em;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;font-size: 16px;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);list-style-type: none;line-height: 25.6px;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><br></p></section><section class="" data-mpa-template-id="1419" data-mpa-color="#ffffff" data-mpa-category="divider" style="max-width: 100%; font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 1.5px; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p class="" style="padding-right: 0em;padding-left: 0em;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);list-style-type: none;line-height: 25.6px;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span class="" style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">- End -</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"></p></section><p style="margin-right: 8px; margin-left: 8px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 1.5px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><br></p><font size="1"><br>转载声明:本文转自「黄一刀有毒」</font></div><p></p>

浪淘沙SJL 发表于 2019-12-28 20:49

有意思,说出了中国爸妈和孩子相处的点点滴滴。大部分的家庭都是这样的。既好玩又深刻。
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