丰县论坛 发表于 2019-3-21 17:37

硬核中国丈母娘!她把豪华别墅花园改成菜地,洋女婿回来蒙了!

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min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; line-height: 28.44px; font-size: 15px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(171, 25, 66); box-sizing: border-box !important;">编者按:</span></strong><span style="color: rgb(108, 123, 139); font-family: 微软雅黑; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 0.544px;">种菜,可谓是中华民族一项历史悠久的独特天赋。不管是长江还是尼罗河,上天还是下海,哪里有中国人,哪里就有绿绿的菜地。最近,又有位中国丈母娘把种菜技能带到了澳大利亚女儿家。她把洋女婿的花园,硬生生改成了满是香菜、大蒜、生姜的菜园子。洋女婿回家看到后,无所适从一脸懵圈……</span></p></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section data-role="paragraph" style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 0.544px; font-size: 16px; line-height: 25.6px; font-family: 微软雅黑; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><section data-role="paragraph" class="" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: right; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 0.54px; color: rgb(136, 136, 136); line-height: 25.6px; font-size: 14px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">全文共</span><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 0.54px; line-height: 25.6px; font-size: 14px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66); box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">963</strong></span><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 0.54px; color: rgb(136, 136, 136); line-height: 25.6px; font-size: 14px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">字,阅读大约需要<strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(171, 25, 66); box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(136, 136, 136); letter-spacing: 0.54px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(171, 25, 66); box-sizing: border-box !important;">2分15秒</span></strong></span></strong><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(171, 25, 66); box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(136, 136, 136); letter-spacing: 0.54px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(171, 25, 66); box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(136, 136, 136); letter-spacing: 0.54px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 0.54px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">。</strong></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br></p></section></section><p>n0851vg3j88<span class="wxart_image" style="display:inline-block;text-align: center;"></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span class="js_jump_icon h5_image_link" data-positionback="static" style="top: auto; left: auto; right: auto; bottom: auto;"><span class="wxart_image" style="display: inline-block; top: auto; left: auto; right: auto; bottom: auto; box-sizing: border-box !important; width: 270px !important; visibility: visible !important;"></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px;">此时镜头一转,给到了杨女士的外国老公。眼看就要有自家种的蔬菜可以吃,他却一言不发地四处乱转。</span></p><p><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span class="js_jump_icon h5_image_link" data-positionback="static" style="top: auto; left: auto; right: auto; bottom: auto;"><span class="wxart_image" style="display: inline-block; top: auto; left: auto; right: auto; bottom: auto; box-sizing: border-box !important; width: 270px !important; visibility: visible !important;"></span></span><span class="wxart_image" style="display:inline-block;"></span><span class="js_jump_icon h5_image_link" data-positionback="static" style="top: auto;left: auto;right: auto;bottom: auto;"><span class="wxart_image" style="display: inline-block; top: auto; left: auto; right: auto; bottom: auto; box-sizing: border-box !important; width: 270px !important; visibility: visible !important;"></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px;">根据杨女士的自述,她出生于上世纪70年代,是地地道道的北京人。10年前,她和来自英国的老公一起到悉尼定居,又于5年前买下了这栋豪华别墅。老公平时在生活中比较浪漫,没事就会种种花种种草,把花园打理得井井有条。</span></p><p><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span class="js_jump_icon h5_image_link" data-positionback="static" style="top: auto; left: auto; right: auto; bottom: auto;"><span class="wxart_image" style="display: inline-block; top: auto; left: auto; right: auto; bottom: auto; box-sizing: border-box !important; width: 270px !important; visibility: visible !important;"></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;">曾经的花园</p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 16px;"><br></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px;">不久前,她将母亲接到悉尼小住。但“好景不长”,闲不住的杨母每到白天就喜欢到处“折腾”,几个月时间里,竟把能拔的花都拔了,能砍的树都砍了,各种花花草草一棵不剩。</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px;"><mpcpc js_editor_cpcad="" class="js_cpc_area res_iframe cpc_iframe" src="/cgi-bin/readtemplate?t=tmpl/cpc_tmpl#1553138209802" data-category_id_list="26" data-id="1553138209802"></mpcpc></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px;">现在,放眼望去只剩下郁郁葱葱还没结果的西红柿、扁豆、香菜、大葱、大蒜、生姜……</span></p><p><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span class="js_jump_icon h5_image_link" data-positionback="static" style="top: auto; left: auto; right: auto; bottom: auto;"><span class="wxart_image" style="display: inline-block; top: auto; left: auto; right: auto; bottom: auto; box-sizing: border-box !important; width: 270px !important; visibility: visible !important;"></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;">现在的菜地</p><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px;">最近,杨女士的老公出于工作原因早出晚归,花园也疏于打理。直到18日,他突然提出想到花园看看,这才发现“花园”早就已经不是“花园”了。所以,才会出现他站在游泳池旁眺望远方的一幕。</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 16px;"><br></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 16px;">游泳池对面有些什么呢?</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 16px;">一排扁豆……</span></p><p><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span class="js_jump_icon h5_image_link" data-positionback="static" style="top: auto; left: auto; right: auto; bottom: auto;"><span class="wxart_image" style="display: inline-block; top: auto; left: auto; right: auto; bottom: auto; box-sizing: border-box !important; width: 270px !important; visibility: visible !important;"></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px;">看到这个熟悉的画面,网友们也都哭笑不得:</span></p><p><br></p><p><span class="js_jump_icon h5_image_link" data-positionback="static" style="top: auto; left: auto; right: auto; bottom: auto;"><span class="wxart_image" style="display: inline-block; box-sizing: border-box !important; width: 530px !important; visibility: visible !important;"></span></span></p><p><span class="js_jump_icon h5_image_link" data-positionback="static" style="top: auto; left: auto; right: auto; bottom: auto;"><span class="wxart_image" style="display: inline-block; box-sizing: border-box !important; width: 530px !important; visibility: visible !important;"></span></span></p><p><span class="js_jump_icon h5_image_link" data-positionback="static" style="top: auto; left: auto; right: auto; bottom: auto;"><span class="wxart_image" style="display: inline-block; box-sizing: border-box !important; width: 530px !important; visibility: visible !important;"></span></span></p><p><br></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px;">求英国大叔的心理阴影面积……</span></p><p><br></p><p><span class="js_jump_icon h5_image_link" data-positionback="static" style="top: auto; left: auto; right: auto; bottom: auto;"><span class="wxart_image" style="display: inline-block; box-sizing: border-box !important; width: 530px !important; visibility: visible !important;"></span></span></p><p><br></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px;">还有一群“不嫌事大”的热心群众帮杨母“集思广益”。下一步,是把泳池改成鱼塘呢,还是在菜地旁边搭两个鸡窝呢?</span></p><p><br></p><p><span class="js_jump_icon h5_image_link" data-positionback="static" style="top: auto; left: auto; right: auto; bottom: auto;"><span class="wxart_image" style="display: inline-block; box-sizing: border-box !important; width: 530px !important; visibility: visible !important;"></span></span></p><p><span class="js_jump_icon h5_image_link" data-positionback="static" style="top: auto; left: auto; right: auto; bottom: auto;"><span class="wxart_image" style="display: inline-block; box-sizing: border-box !important; width: 530px !important; visibility: visible !important;"></span></span></p><p><br></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px;">不过在笑完之后,也有人质疑杨母的做法是不是有些缺乏边界感。毕竟,那些花草也是洋女婿的劳动成果,在拔掉之前,是否还是应该和他商量一下比较妥当?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px;"><br></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px;">观察者网试图联系杨女士询问其丈夫对此事的看法,截至发稿尚未得到回应。</span></p><p><br></p><p><span class="js_jump_icon h5_image_link" data-positionback="static" style="top: auto; left: auto; right: auto; bottom: auto;"><span class="wxart_image" style="display: inline-block; box-sizing: border-box !important; width: 530px !important; visibility: visible !important;"></span></span></p><p><span class="js_jump_icon h5_image_link" data-positionback="static" style="top: auto; left: auto; right: auto; bottom: auto;"><span class="wxart_image" style="display: inline-block; box-sizing: border-box !important; width: 530px !important; visibility: visible !important;"></span></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(192, 0, 0); font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: 0.54px; line-height: 28.8px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 0.54px; line-height: 28.8px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 0.54px; line-height: 28.8px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">花园没有了,</strong></strong></strong></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(192, 0, 0); font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: 0.54px; line-height: 28.8px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 0.54px; line-height: 28.8px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 0.54px; line-height: 28.8px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">小编只能默默地送洋女婿一朵小花!</strong></strong></strong></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(192, 0, 0); font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: 0.54px; line-height: 28.8px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 0.54px; line-height: 28.8px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 0.54px; line-height: 28.8px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br></strong></strong></strong></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(192, 0, 0); font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: 0.54px; line-height: 28.8px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 0.54px; line-height: 28.8px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 0.54px; line-height: 28.8px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="color: rgb(127, 127, 127); font-size: 14px; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: 0.54px; background-color: white;">来源:观察者网(ID:guanchacn)</span></strong></strong></strong></p></div><p></p>

思钱想厚1875179 发表于 2019-3-21 17:49

摆弄菜园流下她辛勤的汗水,也许往后该是辛酸的泪水了

,清水 发表于 2019-3-21 18:49

哈哈哈超大硬核

三个馒头当宵夜 发表于 2019-3-21 19:15

这老外不说我还以为是她老公公呢

首羡的猫咪 发表于 2019-3-21 19:15

。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

新新凤城 发表于 2019-3-21 20:06

中国大妈





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